Detective

 

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he
was gone. A few days later he received this report:

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch he. He
and She leave house. I follow. He and She go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window. He kiss She. She kiss He. He strips She.
She strips He. He play with She. She play with He. I play with
me......... I fall off tree.

I no see.

No Fee

Chen Lee