very shocking but it is true

Very Shocking.....

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also
changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them can
be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar.
Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close to
Priya's family as well.. (Just imagine their
love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away
please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so
but still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the
same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who
can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily
and they then carried her into the van.

All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya
had passed away.



After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom......

Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her."
Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell you something
very important."

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks
that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool
me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this
nonsense".

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday.. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this...."
he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he
talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation..

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim
card since it is nailed inside the grave box


They were so shocked and asked
for the same person's
(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.



He & his master




worked for 5 hours.



Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them...









Vodafone  has the best coverage.

"Where ever you go, our network follows!!!"

Petrol Price - You are not alone in the world

 *The price of petrol in India have already gone through the roof. Reason?
 Global oil prices are at all-time high levels (about $130 per barrel) and
 the nation's public sector oil companies can no longer sustain the heavy
 subsidy on petroleum products.
So which are the nations where the price of petrol is highest and lowest in
 the world?
 *1. Turkey: Rs 113.30 per litre*
 *2. Norway (Oslo): Rs 112 per litre*
 *3. United Kingdom: Rs 95.50 per litre*
 *4. Hong Kong: Rs 84.10 per litre*
 *5. Brazil (Sao Paolo): Rs 66 per litre*
 *6. Canada: Rs 57 per litre*
 *7. India: Rs 51 per litre*
 *8. Pakistan: Rs 44.80 per litre*
 *9. The United States: Rs 44.25 per litre*
 *10. Russia (Moscow): Rs 42.275 per litre*
 *11. China: Rs 31.30 per litre*
 *12. Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur): Rs 25.40 per litre*
 *13. United Arab Emirates: Rs 15.65 per litre*
 *14. Saudi Arabia (Riyadh): Rs 5 per litre*
 *15. Venezuela (Caracas): Rs 2.12 per litre*
 Next any of your friends or relatives visits Saudi, Dubai or Venezuela tell
 them to bring Petrol instead of chocolates and perfumes.

Malayalees Blood

A Sheikh was admitted at the  LilavatiHospital in Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case  the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found  locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.

Finally a  malayalee named Rajappan was located who had a  similar type of blood.
Rajappan willingly donated his blood  for the Sheikh.
After the surgery, the Sheikh sent Rajappan as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz  lazuri jewellery, and a Million Dinars.

Once again the Sheikh had to go  through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned Rajappan who was more than happy to donate  his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Sheikh sent Rajappan a thank you card and a  jar of Almond halwa sweets.

Rajappan was shocked to see that the  Sheikh this time did not reciprocate Rajappan's kind gesture as he had  anticipated.

He phoned the Sheikh and said 'This  time also I thought that you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and  Jewellery....  
But you gave only a thank you card and a jar of Almond  sweets.

At this the Sheikh replied:

' Mone Rajappa...now I have a  malayalee's blood in my veins!'

    

Guidelines for Employees - Funny

1. DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. 2. SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 3. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. 4. PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays and Sundays. 5. VACATION DAYS: All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: January 1, July 4, and December 25. 6. BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for deceased friends, relatives, or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your work is done. 7. OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement. 8. RESTROOM USE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going once each day, in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8 to 8:20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors must approve this exchange in writing. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open. 9. LUNCH BREAK: Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balance meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

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Engineering vs Management

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am
"The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am", replied the man.
"How did you know?"
"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."

The man below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going.
You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems." !!!

 

Good Joke

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his
doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.  Next thing he sees is an
advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program.  Guaranteed like
heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do.
He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight
loss program.
The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers,
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her
neck.  She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company.  The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. Well,
without a second thought he takes off after her (like who wouldn't).
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has
his way with her.  After they are through he kisses the girl one last
time and thinks to himself with a nod, I like the way this company
does business.
For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing
happens each time.  On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure
enough, he has lost 10 pounds.  Deciding that he likes his somewhat
more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he
calls the company back  and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight
loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems
like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might
be like this time.
As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he
answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but
a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply
stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.  She introduces
herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign
reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. He's out the door like a
shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch
her.  But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.  She is
wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to
the next four days... For the next four days, the same girl shows up
and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight.  On the
sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20
pounds.  I love this company, he thinks to himself, I never knew
losing weight could be so easy and so much fun.
Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and
subscribe to the companies 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. Are
you sure, sir? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most
rigorous program. Absolutely, says he, I love your program. haven't
felt  this good in years!  The next day there comes a knock at his
door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200
pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes
and a sign around his neck.  He introduces himself as a representative
of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, If I can catch you, I can have you.

DIVORCE VS. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!

They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."