Always wanted to trash that stupid boyfriend of yours? Well now you can!
Steps
- First get him in a nice quiet place.
- Then tell him softly, "I just don't think this will work out between us. We used to have something but now it's kind of empty. We have nothing in common anymore. I guess when we hooked up we were kind of young and stupid but now I'm older and more mature. I think we should take a break. When you used to hold me in an embrace it felt like there was no-one else on the earth just me and you but now it just doesn't feel the same. I think we should, you know, date other people, and see if we really are meant for each other." At least, try to say something along those lines.
- Kiss him lightly on the cheek and pretend to cry (optional).
- Smile sadly and walk away.
Tips
- Don't laugh.
- Don't rush off with an excuse because he won't think you're serious.
- Don't say anything mean.
- Talk slowly and clearly.
Warnings
- Make sure you're alone so that none of your friends can blurt out what you're really thinking.
- When you kiss him you can always give him one last pash if you think it's the right thing to do, then pull out of it, smile sadly, and then walk off.
- Don't grin until you are at least 100 meters away.
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