A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
'Are you my doctor?' he asked.
'Yes, I am,' said the doctor.
The baby said, 'Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth.'
He looked at his mother and asked, 'Are you my mother?'
'Yes, I am,' said the mother.
'Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born,' he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, 'Are you my father?'
'Yes, I am,' his father answered.
The baby motioned him closer, and then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger.
'It hurts doesn't it? You swine!'
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