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Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.