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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Married people sense of Humour

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes and no.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.  Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any
worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Father to son after exam: 'Let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it.  He wants to scare his parents.'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I will be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or ?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor'

 

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