Sorry, wrong number (can be diaastrous at times )

'Hello?'



                     'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
                    'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
                   Paul.'

                   After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you
                   haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
                   'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
                   right now.'

                   Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to
                   do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and
                   knock on
                   the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car
                   just pulled into the driveway.'

                   ' Okay Daddy, just a minute.'

                   A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the
                   phone. 'I did it  Daddy.'

                   ' And what happened honey ? '

                   ' Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
                   clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped
                   over the rug,
                      hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving
                   at all ! '

                   ' Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul? '

                   ' He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He
                   was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and
                   into the
                     swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you
                   took out the water last week to clean it. He hit  the
                   bottom of the pool and I think
                     he's dead.'

                   *** Long Pause ***

                   *** Longer Pause ***

                   *** Even Longer Pause ***

                   Then Daddy says, ' Swimming pool ?


                   Is this 486-5731?'

                   No, this is 486-5713.....

                   Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!